Funny Archives - Perez Hilton https://perezhilton.com/category/funny/ Celebrity News, Entertainment News, & Gossip News Thu, 29 Aug 2024 00:11:01 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.2.2 https://perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/favicon.ico Funny Archives - Perez Hilton https://perezhilton.com/category/funny/ 32 32 Kaia Gerber Shades The Hell Out Of An Ex In New Bikini Instagram Post! https://perezhilton.com/kaia-gerber-shades-ex-new-bikini-instagram-post/ Wed, 28 Aug 2024 23:03:15 +0000 https://perezhilton.com/?p=1103909 It doesn’t get more savage than this! Kaia Gerber just posted the ultimate diss at an ex on her Instagram! On Tuesday, the model posted a photo of herself rocking a skinny black bikini while sunbathing on a dock. Normally, that kind of thirst trap alone would be enough to send a signal — but [...]

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It doesn’t get more savage than this!

Kaia Gerber just posted the ultimate diss at an ex on her Instagram! On Tuesday, the model posted a photo of herself rocking a skinny black bikini while sunbathing on a dock. Normally, that kind of thirst trap alone would be enough to send a signal — but she added way more oomph! In the photo, she was holding a book titled DEAR D**KHEAD — and in the caption she wrote that it was “a book for someone i used to know.” DAMN! But that’s not all! In a second photo, she highlighted a passage from the book, which read:

“At this point, your sheer dumbf**kery commands a certain respect. But it doesn’t change the basics: I don’t give a s**t about you. All my love to your sister, she was a wonderful friend.”

Damn!!!

Related: Kaia Gerber Didn’t Know How ICONIC Her Mom Cindy Crawford Was?!

Now that’s shady AF!!! Check it out (below):

BTW, the book is a French novel by Virginie Despentes about a “B-list novelist” who insults an actress online and they “strike up a combative correspondence.” And get this! The guy gets “accused of sexual harassment by his former publicist.” The book touches deeply on the patriarchy and addiction, per Macmillan Publishers. It’s the September pick for Kaia and Alyssa Reeder‘s Library Science book club, too, which was also announced on the day this was posted.

But adding in a subtweet of “someone” she used to know is… another level! Obviously with the sexual politics the book is playing in, we have to think she’s blasting a guy she dated.

In recent years, Kaia’s been linked to Jacob Elordi and, briefly, Pete Davidson. She’s currently dating Austin Butler — at least, if they’re still good. Who is this book message for? Well, they all have sisters, so that won’t help narrow down the mystery man! Who do Y’ALL think she could be calling out?? Is she referencing a former beau — or did the Elvis star just do something to piss her off?!

They’ve been linked since 2021 and were last spotted holding hands while out and about in NYC almost two weeks ago. So far as we know, everything’s been going well in the romance… but maybe s**t just hit the fan and she’s subtly hinting at it?? We hope not!! Also with the “used to know” thing we’re thinking ancient history. Then again… it is a pretty fresh-feeling attack!

Thoughts? Share them in the comments (below)!

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Teresa Giudice Dropped Daughter Milania Off At College & Promptly Made The Moment ALL About Herself! https://perezhilton.com/teresa-giudice-daughter-milania-college-drop-off-tampa-bikini-photos/ Wed, 28 Aug 2024 21:10:39 +0000 https://perezhilton.com/?p=1103839 Move over, Kim Kardashian… you’ve got major competition in the “overbearing moms” department! Early on Wednesday, Teresa Giudice took to Instgram to post pictures of her 18-year-old daughter Milania beginning her freshman year at the University of Tampa in Florida. First off, it’s insane to us that Milania is 18 and off to college. Where did the time [...]

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Move over, Kim Kardashian… you’ve got major competition in the “overbearing moms” department!

Early on Wednesday, Teresa Giudice took to Instgram to post pictures of her 18-year-old daughter Milania beginning her freshman year at the University of Tampa in Florida. First off, it’s insane to us that Milania is 18 and off to college. Where did the time go?! We are old AF! LOLz!!

But the story here isn’t Milania’s arrival to adulthood (time flies!) or her matriculation to the U of T (congrats!). The story is how the Real Housewives of New Jersey star can’t help but make herself the center of attention even amid her daughter’s big moment!!

Related: Teresa Is THE Queen Villain In Tense New ‘House of Villains’ Trailer! WATCH!

Ch-ch-check out Tre’s IG post for yourself (below) to see what we mean. In it, the mother-daughter duo is together in scantily-clad swimsuits in front of a pool, along with a video of them posing for other pics on an oversized chair:

Tre… you have PLENTY of attention back home with your Bravo career. So, come on, girl! It’s Milania’s turn to shine on her own without her momma forcing her way into every social media snap!!

Now, to be fair, Tre looks f**king incredible for 52 years old. Nobody is debating that! If we had that bod, we’d be flaunting it, too. Ha!! But at Milania’s college drop-off?! Really?? It’s giving “momma making it all about herself” vibes!!

It’s time for the teen to spread her wings. Take easy classes, drop hard classes, talk to boys, maybe join a sorority, definitely party a little bit… you know, that whole deal. And Tre’s husband Luis Ruelas certainly knows that whole deal, even if he’s been creepy as f**k about it.

BTW, we’re not the only ones who feel this way. In the comments, IG users are offering up criticisms of Tre taking Tampa by storm:

“Milania is just like a her mom attention seeking! Teresa is eating this up!”

“The video is so cringe. Lol Teresa is trying too hard.”

“Teresa, relax. Just be normal it’s only a picture”

“Stop your mom from hanging out near the young kids! It’s weird!”

“Now let her be herself. Go home. Time to spread her wings and grow.”

“What’s with the legs!! Always posing!”

“What every college mom does, poses for pictures on their daughter’s campus.”

BAM!!!

What do U think, Perezcious readers?! Is Tre making this ALL about herself?! Does she need to recede just a little bit and let Milania have her moment?? TBH, if this is college drop-off… can you even imagine what Tre’s four daughters’ weddings will be like?? Just saying!

[Image via Live With Kelly & Mark/YouTube/Teresa Giudice/Instagram]

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Glen Powell's PERFECT Response To Viral Article Saying He's Got More Appeal Than Ryan Gosling! https://perezhilton.com/glen-powell-more-appeal-than-ryan-gosling-movie-star-response/ Wed, 28 Aug 2024 18:10:47 +0000 https://perezhilton.com/?p=1103754 Glen Powell may be skyrocketing in Hollywood, but he still looks up to “legend” Ryan Gosling! On Monday, The Wrap published a glowing article about the Top Gun: Maverick star, who’s slowly but surely but surely been solidifying himself as Tinseltown’s latest leading man. A Hollywood producer told the outlet: “Glen Powell is most definitely [...]

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Glen Powell may be skyrocketing in Hollywood, but he still looks up to “legend” Ryan Gosling!

On Monday, The Wrap published a glowing article about the Top Gun: Maverick star, who’s slowly but surely but surely been solidifying himself as Tinseltown’s latest leading man. A Hollywood producer told the outlet:

“Glen Powell is most definitely an up-and-coming movie star in the sense that audiences now go to movies to see him.”

Related: Channing Tatum Bought A Year’s Supply Of The Same T-Shirt To Avoid Doing Laundry!

Then, in a cheap shot at Ryan, the producer boasted about how Glen’s appeal is far broader than that of The Fall Guy star:

“Unlike an actor like Ryan Gosling whose appeal is mostly limited to female audiences, Glen appeals to both females and males.”

Dayum!

X (Twitter) account @OneTakeNews posted the quote the same day. There, Glen not only saw it, but he responded to the dig at Ryan with some major praise! Referring to the 43-year-old’s role as Ken in 2023’s Barbie and his famous tagline “I’m just Ken,” Glen wrote:

“Gosling is a legend. I’m just Glen.”

HA! How perfect is that?! See (below):

Well you know what that means, Perezcious readers?? These two need to make a movie together!

Would you be down for it?! Let us know in the comments!

[Images via Max & Paramount Pictures/YouTube]

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Jenna Ortega Responds To Rumor She Was In ‘A Serious Relationship’ With Johnny Depp! https://perezhilton.com/jenna-ortega-responds-rumor-johnny-depp-dating-relationship/ Tue, 27 Aug 2024 16:35:27 +0000 https://perezhilton.com/?p=1103395 Jenna Ortega and Johnny Depp?? That’s what the rumor was, at least… but what does SHE have to say about it? The Wednesday star is finally responding to the popular rumor that she dated the Pirates of the Caribbean actor! If you didn’t hear, whispers last summer picked up steam that the 21-year-old was in [...]

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Jenna Ortega and Johnny Depp?? That’s what the rumor was, at least… but what does SHE have to say about it?

The Wednesday star is finally responding to the popular rumor that she dated the Pirates of the Caribbean actor! If you didn’t hear, whispers last summer picked up steam that the 21-year-old was in a full-fledged relationship with the 61-year-old. While undeniably WILD to imagine, a 40-year age difference isn’t the wildest thing we’ve ever heard of… Just ask Bill Belichick! But Jenna wants you to know that said rumors are categorically false!

Related: Ben Affleck & Kick Kennedy Supposedly ‘Had A Fling’ BEFORE Jennifer Lopez Marriage?!

During an interview with BuzzFeed published on Monday, the Beetlejuice Beetlejuice star was asked what the “craziest rumor” she’s ever heard about herself. She dished:

“Probably that I was in a serious relationship with Johnny Depp and I wanted everybody to leave us alone. It’s so insane to me, like, I never spoke on that, I never said anything like that. Articles really do just make up their own quotes. But I thought that was pretty hilarious.”

Wow! Good to know, LOLz!

She added:

“I was on set with Richard E. Grant and he came up to me and he said, ‘Oh, so you and Johnny?’ And I laughed because I don’t know that person.”

Ha!! We love it!! It’s totally giving Mariah Carey!!

You can watch her full interview (below):

BTW, back at the initial time of the rumors, Johnny’s reps denied them wholeheartedly, saying in a statement to NME:

“Mr. Depp has no personal or professional relationship with Miss Ortega whatsoever. He has never met her or spoken to her. He is not involved in any project with her, nor does he intend to be. He is appalled by these baseless and malicious rumors that are intended to harm his reputation and career.”

And now, Jenna is denying them, too! Reactions, Perezcious readers??

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Zoë Kravitz Grills Fiancé Channing Tatum With A Lie Detector Test! WATCH! https://perezhilton.com/zoe-kravitz-grills-channing-tatum-lie-detector-instagram-fan-accounts/ Sat, 24 Aug 2024 01:24:38 +0000 https://perezhilton.com/?p=1102869 Zoë Kravitz and Channing Tatum are starting their happily ever after off on the right foot — with a lie detector test! LOLz! In a new Vanity Fair video posted on Thursday, the actors teamed up again to promote Blink Twice, the movie she directed and he starred in. They’ve been adorable this whole week [...]

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Zoë Kravitz and Channing Tatum are starting their happily ever after off on the right foot — with a lie detector test! LOLz!

In a new Vanity Fair video posted on Thursday, the actors teamed up again to promote Blink Twice, the movie she directed and he starred in. They’ve been adorable this whole week doing different vids, and this time they had co-star Naomi Ackie with them as each got hooked to a polygraph and asked some very difficult questions. And, of course, Zoë had a particularly good time grilling her soon-to-be hubby!

Related: Lenny Praises Zoë’s Directorial Debut Blink Twice After Joining Her At Premiere!

Naomi set the stakes high when Channing got hooked up to the machine by immediately bringing up the fact he follows fan accounts dedicated to his fiancée:

“You follow four fan Instagram accounts dedicated to Zoë.”

She cheekily added on, though, that Lenny Kravitz‘s daughter has yet to return the favor:

“She doesn’t follow any fan account dedicated to you.”

The Magic Mike actor was seemingly sweating in the hot seat as the girls giggled. Zoë joked:

“Y’all trying to end my relationship today!”

Ha! Naomi then asked if Zoë not following his fan accounts “hurt” his feelings, which he vehemently denied:

“No, that doesn’t hurt my feelings at all. If anything, I think that’s smarter. I think she’s smarter.”

The girls didn’t stop there, though! Naomi pressed on, asking Channing if he wanted his future wifey to follow any of his fan accounts, even name-dropping one he — embarrassingly — follows himself. But he continued to reject the idea, even denying he followed the account in the first place. But his lady knows him better than that, and added with a laugh:

“You’ve got a loose thumb … you follow people easily.”

But Channing wasn’t out of the woods yet! The lie detector operator said he was being a total liar:

“There’s a lot of deception right now.”

The whole room went into fits of laughter, leaving the 44-year-old a blushing mess:

“My face is hot right now. We don’t even need these straps – my face will tell you I’m red.”

LOLz!!

Ch-ch-check out the entire hysterical interview (below):

Thoughts on the questions, Perezcious readers? How do YOU think Channing and Zoë did in this tricky situation? How do you like them as a couple? Is there hope for their upcoming marriage going the distance??

[Image via Vanity Fair/YouTube]

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Blake Lively Reveals Wild NSFW Cake She Had Made For Son's First Birthday! https://perezhilton.com/blake-lively-wild-nsfw-cake-made-for-son-first-birthday/ Fri, 23 Aug 2024 22:20:18 +0000 https://perezhilton.com/?p=1102790 Blake Lively made her baby the wildest cake! And folks do NOT know how to react… On BBC Radio 2‘s Zoe Ball and Friends show last week, the Gossip Girl alum revealed that she baked a boob-themed cake to celebrate her son’s first birthday. Laughing, she recalled: “My birthday cakes always have a little bit [...]

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Blake Lively made her baby the wildest cake! And folks do NOT know how to react…

On BBC Radio 2‘s Zoe Ball and Friends show last week, the Gossip Girl alum revealed that she baked a boob-themed cake to celebrate her son’s first birthday. Laughing, she recalled:

“My birthday cakes always have a little bit of a sense of humor. For my baby I just did a giant set of tits. Which I feel like will haunt him for life. But, what do they want at one? He can’t declare what he wants. So, boobs!”

OMG!

Related: Blake & Ryan Reynolds Fleeing Hollywood Amid Mean Girl Controversy??

As the interviewer cracked up, Blake added:

“I’ll show you a picture after, they’re pretty amazing. Of the cake, not of mine … Also amazing though.”

LOLz!!!

The A Simple Favor star is a big baker and often makes birthday cakes and pies for her family (the latter being her husband Ryan Reynolds‘ favorite). So, it’s no surprise that she had some fun with this dessert. BTW, the boob cake was for her son Olin. He’s 1 year old, so it’s literally his first cake.

She went on to show the radio talk show crew the photo, enthusiastically sharing:

“The cake is amazing, you do need to see that cake! You all need to see the cake. Not the camera.”

She was so proud to show it off. Hah! Too bad the public didn’t get to see the photo. We bet the pics of the baby and that cake are something! Ch-ch-check it out:

Of course, this anecdote comes amid her ongoing It Ends With Us scandal. Blake’s reputation has been dragged through the mud online after fans discovered an apparent beef between her and co-star and director Justin Baldoni. They apparently butted heads over creative differences while making the film — and some other shady s**t may have happened, too.

But what most fans have been upset by lately is the way Blake and the rest of her castmates ignored Justin during the press tour, something they felt was rude and sparked tons of other resurfaced rude interview clips of Blake to go viral. Given all that context, reactions to this cake story were mixed. Some thought it was in good fun as a mom, others felt like she was trying WAY too hard to be fun and “naughty” giving her baby the type of cake you’d see at a bachelor party.

Fans took to the comments to share the bad:

“She is trying so hard to be Ryan. It doesn’t work. This isn’t the cute anecdote she thinks it is.”

“Ha ….. ha……. Ha…..? Is this supposed to be funny? No one likes her, you can’t hide psychotic ever not even with non-funny jokes.”

“Oh, her PR team is trying hard.”

“She’s insufferable”

And the good!

“I don’t know how you would watch this and not like her. She sounds hilarious.”

“Hey that’s all my son wanted at one!! Great idea. I love her so much.”

This has to be one of the least problematic things she’s said in all her press runs, all things considered! And honestly, it is funny AF! Reactions? What do the moms out there think?? Sound OFF (below)!

[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN & Ryan Reynolds/Instagram & Vogue/YouTube]

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THAT'S Glen Powell?! Hollywood Heartthrob Is Unrecognizable In New Football TV Show! LOOK! https://perezhilton.com/glen-powell-looks-unrecognizable-chad-powers-tv-show/ Fri, 23 Aug 2024 20:57:06 +0000 https://perezhilton.com/?p=1102660 Is Glen Powell in the room with us right now?! The Twisters star has just started production on his upcoming Hulu comedy series Chad Powers. And his transformation into the titular character Russ Holliday, AKA, Chad Powers, is insane. He looks unrecognizable!!! You just… oof, seriously, you’ve just gotta see this for yourself! First look [...]

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Is Glen Powell in the room with us right now?!

The Twisters star has just started production on his upcoming Hulu comedy series Chad Powers. And his transformation into the titular character Russ Holliday, AKA, Chad Powers, is insane. He looks unrecognizable!!! You just… oof, seriously, you’ve just gotta see this for yourself!

OMG! LOLz!

Related: Glen Powell’s Horrifying Cannibal Dating Story Debunked!

Here’s what the hottie usually looks like, for the record:

Glen Powell Looks Unrecognizable Chad Powers
(c) MEGA/WENN

Such a big difference. Hah!

The show will follow Glen’s character, a college football quarterback who tanked his career and is then forced to go undercover at a struggling school to keep playing. The synopsis details:

“When bad behavior nukes hotshot QB Russ Holliday’s (Powell) college career, he disguises himself and walks onto a struggling Southern football team as the talented, affable Chad Powers.”

This concept — and the football player’s shaggy look — might be familiar to you! That’s because it’s actually based on a 2022 Eli’s Places video starring former NFL star QB Eli Manning as Chad Powers. Look:

So, you can expect more of that goofiness from the Top Gun: Maverick lead! Reactions?? Reactions?! Spill ’em in the comments (below)!

[Image via MEGA/WENN & Omaha Productions/ESPN+/YouTube]

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Woman Breaks Silence After Being Labeled THE 'Childless Cat Lady' During Oprah's DNC Speech https://perezhilton.com/woman-breaks-silence-after-being-labeled-childless-cat-lady-dnc-oprah-speech/ Fri, 23 Aug 2024 00:00:57 +0000 https://perezhilton.com/?p=1102522 THE “childless cat lady” herself is speaking out! If you caught Night 3 of the Democratic National Convention on Wednesday, you probably saw how big of a splash Oprah Winfrey made. In a fiery speech, she managed to inspire the crowd while even managing to slide in a jab at Donald Trump‘s running mate JD [...]

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THE “childless cat lady” herself is speaking out!

If you caught Night 3 of the Democratic National Convention on Wednesday, you probably saw how big of a splash Oprah Winfrey made. In a fiery speech, she managed to inspire the crowd while even managing to slide in a jab at Donald Trump‘s running mate JD Vance, who infamously has been attacking Kamala Harris by saying the country is run by “miserable” women and “childless cat ladies” during a 2021 interview. Oprah said:

“When a house is on fire, we don’t ask about the homeowner’s race or religion. We don’t wonder who their partner is or how they voted. No, we just try to do the best we can to save them. And if the place happens to belong to a childless cat lady — well, we try to get that cat out too.”

HA!

But the moment has since become even bigger online, because the director made the inneresting decision to cut to a shot of a female audience member — who has now been dubbed THE “childless cat lady.” See (below):

Apparently the camera operator was told to find someone who looked like a childless cat lady to cut to? OOF! Well, that childless cat lady has since spoken out!

Related: Tim Walz’s Son Gus Steals The Spotlight At DNC With Emotional Reaction To His Father’s Speech!

Taking to X (Twitter) on Thursday, Teresa S. Woorman wrote:

“Damn right this childless cat lady is 100% disgusted by J.D. Vance in general and 100% behind @KamalaHarris and @GovTimWalz! Also I may be childless but I do hope that’s not a permanent condition, thanks!”

OMG! What a good sport! Good for her for taking the opportunity to have some fun and to throw even more support behind Kamala and Tim Walz! But that didn’t stop netizens from clocking the “shady” camera operator:

“Yo, the camera operator did this poor girl dirty after the ‘Childless cat lady’ snark #DNC”

“Shady cameraman!”

“She was like ‘who’s this childless cat lady?’ The camera person is soo wrong for this #DNC2024 #DNC #Oprah”

“I’m screaming at the DNC cutting to this random woman when Oprah made a ‘childless cat lady’ comment. taking a page from Wendy Williams’ cameraman lol”

LOLz!

Teresa later took pride in her position of a “childless cat lady” amongst others like Taylor Swift and Oprah herself — neither of whom have children:

Listen to Oprah’s full speech (below):

Reactions, Perezcious readers??

[Images via CBS News/YouTube]

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Tom Brady Celebrates Totally Grownup Son Jack’s 17th Birthday -- And Reveals His 'Least Favorite' Thing About Teen! https://perezhilton.com/tom-brady-celebrates-son-jack-17th-birthday/ Thu, 22 Aug 2024 19:10:30 +0000 https://perezhilton.com/?p=1102382 They grow up SO fast!! Tom Brady gave a super sweet Instagram shoutout to his eldest son Jack on Thursday to celebrate his 17th birthday! 17! Can you believe it?! Related: Tom Brady Has A New Supermodel Girlfriend — & She’s WAY Younger! Sharing a carousel of photos, including some with half-siblings Vivian and Benjamin, [...]

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They grow up SO fast!!

Tom Brady gave a super sweet Instagram shoutout to his eldest son Jack on Thursday to celebrate his 17th birthday! 17! Can you believe it?!

Related: Tom Brady Has A New Supermodel Girlfriend — & She’s WAY Younger!

Sharing a carousel of photos, including some with half-siblings Vivian and Benjamin, Tom wrote:

“Happy 17th birthday to the kindest, sweetest, most thoughtful 17-year-old, I know. You are truly a blessing in my life and I am so grateful to watch you mature into a young man. Your love of family, friends, school, athletics, hard work and dedication to everything you put your energy into are just some of your amazing qualities. I love spending every minute with you and I cherish our time together.”

Though now that Jack’s getting older, there are some things Tom doesn’t love about him anymore, as the football star teased:

“(Those are all my favorite things about you. My least favorite is that you can beat me in one on one now ) I love you always and forever, happy birthday, dad.”

LOLz!

Ch-ch-check it out:

The quarterback shares the teenager with Bridget Moynahan. So far, neither she nor former stepmom Gisele Bündchen have wished him well yet, but we bet they have or will in private! Happy Birthday, Jack!

Reactions? Share ’em in the comments (below)!

[Image via Tom Brady/Instagram]

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Barack Obama Makes A D**k Joke While Slamming 'Weird' Donald Trump -- Plus, Michelle, Lil Jon, & More! Dems Gone Wild, Y'all! https://perezhilton.com/dnc-barack-michelle-obama-speech-trump-joke-roll-call-lil-jon/ Wed, 21 Aug 2024 21:34:38 +0000 https://perezhilton.com/?p=1102088 What the heck is happening at the DNC this year??? The Democratic National Convention is going on this week, and on Tuesday it got LIT! For real! First off, even the roll call was a giant party. The part of the convention where the states affirm they’re supporting Kamala Harris as the nominee for president? It’s [...]

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What the heck is happening at the DNC this year???

The Democratic National Convention is going on this week, and on Tuesday it got LIT! For real!

First off, even the roll call was a giant party. The part of the convention where the states affirm they’re supporting Kamala Harris as the nominee for president? It’s usually like a bunch of ayes from each state. This time the Dems got DJ Cassidy to switch up music based on state — New Jersey got Bruce Springsteen, Nevada got The Killers, New Mexico got Demi Lovato — while politicians, celebrities, and patriotic Americans stepped up to declare for Harris.

Related: JD Vance Brings Up Jeffrey Epstein — Is He TRYING To Embarrass Trump??

The wildest one? Georgia not only featured his music, they got actual Lil Jon there to do a version of Turn Down For What that got the whole center shaking! He even at one point jumped to “from the window… to the wall!” Except he replaced it with “VP Harris… to the Walz!” Amazing. See the ridiculously fun moment (below)!

There were also great speeches throughout the evening, including a very sweet one from Kamala’s husband, Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff. But far and away the showstoppers were the Obamas.

Michelle Obama famously said “when they go low, we go high.” This time she’s ready to meet Donald Trump‘s threat to democracy head-on. She went right to the heart of the matter for Trump — racism! She declared:

“Unfortunately we know what comes next. Folks are going to do everything they can to distort [Kamala’s] truth. My husband and I sadly know a little somethin’ about this. For years, Donald Trump did everything in his power to try to make people fear us. See, his limited narrow view of the world made him feel threatened by the existence of two hard-working, highly educated, successful people who happened to be Black.”

She also painted a stark contrast between Kamala and Trump.

“She understands that most of us will never be afforded the grace of failing forward. We will never benefit from the affirmative action of generational wealth. If we bankrupt a business or choke in a crisis, we don’t get a second, third, or fourth chance. If things don’t go our way, we don’t have the luxury of whining or cheating others to get further ahead, no. We don’t get to change the rules so we always win.”

Daaaaaamn. She is so good!

And so is her husband!

President Barack Obama took to the stage, and he too made really strong, salient points about Trump. And he also made a d**k joke.

“The people who will decide this election are asking a very simple question: Who will fight for me? Who’s thinking about my future; about my children’s future – about our future together? One thing is for certain: Donald Trump is not losing sleep over these questions. Here is a 78-year-old billionaire who has not stopped whining about his problems since he rode down his golden escalator nine years ago. There’s the childish nicknames, the crazy conspiracy theories, this weird obsession with crowd sizes.”

All totally reasonable — until you see the joke the former POTUS made with a look and a gesture!

When he said “obsession with crowd sizes” he moved his hands to show size difference — and ended up in the universal hand signal for a small penis! Then he looked down as if surprised by what he’d *accidentally* done.

It was an amazing moment of comedy sold by someone who is very clearly TIRED of going high when facing Trump… and losing at it.

We just love to see this new way of doing things by the Dems. The whole convention is raucous fun, they aren’t afraid to go a little crass… Because frankly when discussing Trump you have to get crass. If you give him respect and esteem, as if he’s a good-faith opponent with valid ideas, you’re just WRONG. That’s why it doesn’t work. THIS is working.

Watch Barack’s full speech (below):

[Iamge via Fulton County Sheriff’s Office/ABC News/YouTube.]

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